UM EXCUSE ME MY EYES ARE UP H—….actually no wait, fair point, carry on.
A moment of silence for this tattoo plz.
Dating tip: Maybe don’t tattoo all your emotional baggage on your entire back.
THE TATTOO IS ALSO ON HIS THUMBS PURELY FOR THIS PURPOSE
It was a great party trick.
The first time.
I feel that this tattoo involved a lot of alcohol, tears, and blaring “Someone Like You” over and over.
A terrible joke about a terrible trend in a terrible font. #50SHADESOFTERRIBLE
(thank you Amy Andrews for bringing this to my attention)
now popping up in unwelcome places IN YOUR ACTUAL LIFE.