UM EXCUSE ME MY EYES ARE UP H—….actually no wait, fair point, carry on.

UM EXCUSE ME MY EYES ARE UP H—….actually no wait, fair point, carry on.

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A moment of silence for this tattoo plz.

A moment of silence for this tattoo plz.

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Dating tip: Maybe don’t tattoo all your emotional baggage on your entire back.

Dating tip: Maybe don’t tattoo all your emotional baggage on your entire back.

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THE TATTOO IS ALSO ON HIS THUMBS PURELY FOR THIS PURPOSE 

THE TATTOO IS ALSO ON HIS THUMBS PURELY FOR THIS PURPOSE 

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It was a great party trick.The first time. 

It was a great party trick.

The first time. 

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I feel that this tattoo involved a lot of alcohol, tears, and blaring “Someone Like You” over and over. 

I feel that this tattoo involved a lot of alcohol, tears, and blaring “Someone Like You” over and over. 

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A terrible joke about a terrible trend in a terrible font. #50SHADESOFTERRIBLE
(thank you Amy Andrews for bringing this to my attention)

A terrible joke about a terrible trend in a terrible font. #50SHADESOFTERRIBLE

(thank you Amy Andrews for bringing this to my attention)

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now popping up in unwelcome places IN YOUR ACTUAL LIFE. 

now popping up in unwelcome places IN YOUR ACTUAL LIFE. 

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