OH COME ON.
I think you took the “this is your brain on drugs” PSAs wayyyyy too literally.
Finally, someone who acknowledges how trashy misspelled tattoos are.
Was that so hard??
Oh hey, we haven’t done HORRIFIC PREGNANCY TATTOOS in a long time.
Laugh all you want, but I can think of NOTHING more American.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
YOU HAVE IMMORTALIZED THE DUCK FACE
Nothing says “party” like partially shaven calves.
I post this merely because it entertains me to envision girls’ reaction to this during sex when they pull off his shirt for the first time.